Funny Valentine Thoughts


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Just in case you just needed a good laugh today…

  • “Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two.”
  • “I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single.”
  • “Being single on Valentine’s Day is a lot like being Jewish on Christmas… You’re gonna save a lot of money.”
  • “What’s better than having a boyfriend on Valentine’s Day? Being single on February 15th. All the candy and wine is half off, and no one cares if you get fat.”
  • “Box of Chocolates: $10. Flowers: $20+. Dinner & a Movie: $50. Keeping your $80 on V-Day because you’re single, priceless.”
  • “The advantage of being single on Valentine’s Day – you can just stay in your pajamas and drink wine all day with no judgement.”
  • “It’s not that I hate Valentine’s Day… it’s just that it sucks all the fun out of being single.”

Either way, live today up – and quit taking a day made up by Hallmark or some company seriously. Too much to enjoy in this world to care about one day!

Have a great Valentine’s!